After a lot of thought provoking pornographic research of videos and pictures (yes, it was interesting!) I have come to a logical answer to “why you see so many pornstars with tattoo’s”. To understand my logic, we first have to look at the obvious answers to why pornstars have tattoos.

“Pornstars have tattoo’s because I like watching people having sex with tattoo’s“ - Yes but not the majority of people share the same thought.
“I quite like watching a hot girl with a tattoo“ - I understand, but not fully!
“Tattoo’s are a form of body art which in some religions are practised as a way of living” - Coming back to the topic, this is porn were talking about, get serious.

Ok, so apart from that small percentage of people who like watching tattooed pornstars shagging their brains out, there’s no real explanation to this. Well, I’m going to let you all in on a little secret why pornstars have eye-catching tattoo’s. The porn industry isn’t something majority of people like to be affiliated with, frankly speaking it’s embarrassing. These pornstars are not losers, they actually have a life. They have normal kids, normal problems and pretty much live a normal life. The reason why they have tattoo’s is because they are actually disguising them selves from their private lifes. To put things into a bit more context, these are not real tattoo’s either, they are all fake painted tattoo’s.

You will notice that if you watch the same pornstar in a different video, they will have the same tattoo. Now this is getting confusing, why the earth would they wear the same tattoo in different videos? It’s simply because we remember tattoo’s as a distinctive unique mark. It’s best if I put this into a easy scenario:

“I saw your mum in a porn film” - Billy
“No you didn’t, shut up!” - Robbie
“I can prove it” - Billy
“How?” - Robbie
“She has a tattoo on her arm” - Billy
Robbie looks for a tattoo on her mum’s arm and finds there isn’t one
“Billy watches porn, billy watches porn . . .” - Robbie

And there you have it people, the real reason why pornstars wear tattoo’s in video and pictures. Oh, if they aren’t wearing a tattoo that’s just shameful, go paint a tattoo bitch before your kid finds out!