Loading ...As you might of noticed most porno’s have all something in common and were about to list the 10 things porn vids have in common. Don’t forget to add your own in the comments and if we get enough we’ll make a 101 list!
Here we go:
- All the men are god dam ugly, they are seriously fugly! (Very obvious)
- Most females have always something wrong with them, it’s either a beauty spot on the lip or under the thigh (Pay attention to detail)
- The scenes are always in some messed up places, car garage? (Can’t explain, just wired)
- The camera man is there to watch for real, as the camera is always tilted. (seriously, watch the camera angle and not the blonde for once)
- Where’s all the extras gone? (I thought it would be funny, I know it’s not)
- 36 minutes of constant pounding and make-up looks good as new!
- The furniture in the background is stupid, you will never find a pink bubble round table in IKEA.
- When she’s tired give her a break, she looks like she needs one.
- Same applies to the man, he’s only human for gods sake.
- I take it back he’s ugly.
So there we have it, the 10 most common things we all see in porn vids. Ok, it weren’t exactly 10 but I suppose they all count!
Watch out for the 101 list coming soon . . .
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